where does the pee come out of this thing
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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