Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
4 words: hood of his car
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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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