apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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