I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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this will be a night to untag.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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