After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
They took my balls.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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