ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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