Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I will die if light touches me.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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