Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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