new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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