dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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