And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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