so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
there is puke in my bra ... again
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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