I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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