White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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