You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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