I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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