I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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