I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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