Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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