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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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