So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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