New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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