when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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