Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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