Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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