So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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