Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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