So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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