have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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