you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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