Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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