Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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