Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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