Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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