JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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