Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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