Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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