Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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