You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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