ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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