cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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