I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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