if you like me you must not know who I am
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
ok first of all what the fuck
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