Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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