haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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