Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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