Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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