She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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