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anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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