big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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